it’s about time. i’ve now got my own journal here. and i’m not yet six months old./

that last ./ thing is an exclamation mark, by the way. i don’t yet have enough coordination to hold down shift with one hand while i type with the other.

anyway, i’m eli. i’m being held prisoner by these two people, ‘bath giver’ and ‘the milk jug’. they don’t let me go see a lot of people yet so i’m going to use this journal to meet more people. i’m very excited./