i have invented a new sound. i put my tongue against the roof of my mouth and then i pop it down with a ‘tick’ sound. i call it the tongue tick.

now that i have invented something i understand i am supposed to patent it and then i will be making money. this is what the tv tells me, anyway.

not that bg and mj let me watch tv.

besides, can you really call ‘the daily show’ tv.7