all has come clear
now i know what all of the preparation was for and why pr and mr were here and that is because i am now one and they threw a big party. the house was filled with fans and they ate and drank and sat around and watched me and my friends play with my new loot, and oh boy, the loot. i had no idea./ i think it should be my birthday again next week so i can get more stuff.
i got a wagon and a plastic cart thing and some clothes which are not really presents but whatever and a bunch of other stuff. the best thing was this workbench only instead of tools it has plastic balls that you put into cabinets and stuff and it plays music and there are bent nails that make sounds when you hit them.
when i grow up i am totally going to be a carpenter.
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Comment by veek
Omigod omigod! Happy birthday, Eli!
Carpenter is a noble profession.
Posted on February 6, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Comment by duchez
Happy Birthday!
Carpenters are cool. They can make really cool things, and they get to sit in the basement and make loud noises and a mess all day.
Posted on February 7, 2005 at 8:05 am
Comment by boredelf
we had fun at your party. You will get one more gift Tuesday night from us!
Posted on February 7, 2005 at 8:21 am
Comment by wintersun108
Happy Birthday Eli! I can’t believe that you’re already one. You’re growing up so fast! I’m glad that you had a great birthday and I’m sorry Sean and I weren’t there, too.
I know you’ll make a great carpenter one day.
Posted on February 7, 2005 at 8:35 am
Comment by ijsmorg
When you’re tall enough, I’ll let you use all my woodworking tools.
Posted on February 7, 2005 at 2:37 pm
Comment by anonymous
You should ask mj about a very rich yet slightly annoying carpenter named Ty Pennington. He gets to work on stuff on TV.
Alana
Posted on February 7, 2005 at 3:48 pm
Comment by anonymous
If you’re going to be asking about carpenters, you should ask about the world’s most famous one.
Papa Ray
Posted on February 7, 2005 at 9:27 pm
Comment by sargentjr
thank you./ and i am glad to know being a carpenter is noble.
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:40 pm
Comment by sargentjr
plus the lathes look neat.
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:40 pm
Comment by sargentjr
okay that is great./ unless it is clothes because clothes are not gifts they are obligations.
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:41 pm
Comment by sargentjr
thank you./
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:41 pm
Comment by sargentjr
do you have a lathe.7
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:41 pm
Comment by sargentjr
i have seen her mooning over ty on the tv and that is kinda weird.
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:42 pm
Comment by sargentjr
do you mean norm abram.7
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:42 pm
Comment by ijsmorg
I have one at work! Lots of ‘em!
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:43 pm
Comment by ijsmorg
He’s wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnderful.
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Comment by boredelf
Don’t worry. It is not clothes.
Posted on February 8, 2005 at 3:47 pm
Comment by pirateginny
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Posted on March 3, 2005 at 4:42 pm
Comment by sargentjr
hi i am glad you are here./ i am glad to know that the bounce is working, i may have to start getting testimonials together for it.
Posted on March 7, 2005 at 1:27 pm