we just got in from washing the cars and that was a lot of fun, i had never seen that happen before. it was all whoosh with water being sprayed and a bucket of foam that i got to splash in and i picked up one of the washing brushes but it was very big, bigger than me and i could not weild it i would have been at like -2 to my thac0. although now i don’t think they have thac0 any more and that is sad.
the mulch was tasty too.
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THAC0 has been replaced with BAB*. The good news is that the Monkey Grip feat enables you to wield larger weapons without penalty, although I expect you have to make monkey noises while doing so.
*Which no doubt stands for “Baby Attack Bonus”
Eli,
Tell dadadada that you want to learn basketball, lasers and teddy bears. You do not want to fail your saving throw versus geeky.