epiphany about my job
i am back from atlanta and boy are my arms tired. because people swung me around that is. it was a lot of fun and i got to see new fans one of whom brought her own piano which was cool. and two of the fans had cats which are like toys that run around on their own. they are funny and have neat toys.
i was so busy getting ready for my trip that i forgot to tell you that i now know what i am going to be when i grow up. i am going to be a burglar or perhaps a confidence man. on wednesday we were at church having dinner and i was wandering around and there was mrs. brewer’s purse, she is married to our pastor, and her purse was open so i took her debit card and she didn’t even notice at first.
what i did discover is that one i need pockets to hide these things in and two unless i start stealing cash i need an accomplice to reach the card swipe thing at babies are us.
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Comment by katre50
Don’t worry, soon you’ll get pants with pockets. And then you will be your own oyster.
Posted on March 7, 2005 at 9:44 pm
Comment by isquiesque
Great. Post.
Posted on March 7, 2005 at 11:14 pm
Comment by fmi_agent
be careful there, kiddo. identity theft is a growing problem in the United States. moreover, the judiciary is growing more conservative.
you could get tried as an adult for this sort of thing. i’m just sayin’.
Posted on March 8, 2005 at 5:21 am
Comment by anonymous
Eli,
PR and I will be your accomplices. When we come over in April, we will make all the arrangements.
Mama Ray
Posted on March 8, 2005 at 4:40 pm
Comment by ijsmorg
… because you’re too cute to suspect you of much of anything other than a dirty diaper.
Posted on March 8, 2005 at 5:42 pm
Comment by anonymous
I just want to know if you brought back peaches from Atlanta. Mama Ray loves peaches. She might make you share if you brought some back.
Papa Ray
Posted on March 8, 2005 at 7:25 pm
Comment by sargentjr
i do have some pants with pockets but they are very small and not very useful and that is why i said i need pockets.
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 12:32 pm
Comment by sargentjr
thank you./
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 12:32 pm
Comment by sargentjr
when i show up to my trial with a sock in my mouth and the judge sees my cute expression i will be fine.
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 12:32 pm
Comment by sargentjr
that will be fun./
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 12:33 pm
Comment by sargentjr
i will share them with everyone.
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 12:33 pm
Comment by sargentjr
this is what i am saying./
Posted on March 9, 2005 at 12:33 pm