Monthly Archives: August 2006

Friday Night Videos: 80s Cheese

Rush: Time Stand Still (1987)

Some time ago I featured Rush’s video for Distant Early Warning, claiming that it edged out this video for awfulness. Upon reflection, it’s obvious that I was wrong as wrong can be. Seeing all three band members plus Aimee Mann sailing about under the influence of some video editor’s shaky hand [...]

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Perhaps Spinal Tap Will Change His Mind

I’ve long hoped that Eli will grow up musically inclined. We sing to him; we play him music; we enrolled him in Kindermusik.

It’s gone horribly, twistily wrong.

Though he doesn’t rush nearly enough.

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Did You Wonder?

Where I went? Why I haven’t been posting?

Here is the reason:

The Time Waster of all time wasters called Big Kahuna Reef from Big Fish Games.

I’m so lame.

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Conversations From the Changing Table

A snippet of this morning’s conversation while I was changing Eli’s diaper.

ELI: What you doing?
ME: I’m changing your diaper.
ELI: It’s gone!
ME: What?
ELI: It’s gone! My butt is gone!

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The Toughest Mom in the World

I’m a hard mom. You wanna know how tough I am? I signed up my kid for mother’s morning out while he was still in the womb. I knew before he was even born that I was going to be ready for someone else to care for him four hours, once a week. I am [...]

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Butting Heads and the Magician’s Choice

Yesterday was a banner day for punishment, as I kept Eli on his couch for some forty minutes. It started with him waking me up from my nap — not a punishable offense, but one guaranteed to leave me groggy and with less than my full facilities. After a failed round of distract-the-toddler (“Why don’t you go find mom?” “No, I stay onna bed with you!”) I finally dragged myself out of bed. “Okay,” I told him, “take your binkie and your blanket back to your room.” [...]

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Anonymize Your Google Searches in Firefox

In the wake of AOL giving out a bunch of their search data and the government talking to Google about getting search data, you might feel a little spied-upon. You can at least anonymize your Google searches with a little work. If you’re using the Firefox browser, here’s how you do it. NOTE: you won’t [...]

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Everybody Gets a Gold Star

Parenting is demanding work, made only more demanding by the pressures of keeping up with the other parents. What, no one told you that parenting was a competition? Just wait until you take your kid to your first playgroup or to daycare.

It’s easier when they’re little, as you have plenty of potential milestones to brag [...]

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Friday Night Videos: Weird Al Yankovic

Ben Folds: Rockin’ the Suburbs (2001)

For his first solo effort post-Ben-Folds-Five, Ben Folds decided to play every instrument. It thus makes sense that, in the video, he indeed plays every instrument. Mix in suburbia and a healthy dose of awkward dancing and you have…well, this video. What’s the link to Weird Al? He directed it, [...]

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Book Reviews: Me Talk Pretty One Day

A few notes: I know I’m a bit late to the David Sedaris love-in, but hey, at least I made it. I don’t usually read non-fiction, although the collection of essays in Me Talk Pretty One Day, written about David’s life, sometimes seems to border on the fictional. I borrowed this book from my [...]

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