Presidential Pardons for Everyone

Posted by Stephen on January 2, 2007 – 7:09 pm

President Bush declared today to be a national day of mourning for President Gerald Ford, who died the day after Christmas. We’re having an unrelated get-together here tonight, but given the declaration, how can we not pause and honor Ford? With that in mind, we will be handing out presidential pardons to everyone. If you’d like to do the same, why not download the PDF of our pardons? Those who needed forgiveness for enjoying Adam Sandler movies other than “Punch-Drunk Love” will thank you.

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2 Comments

  1. Geof F. Morris
    on January 3, 2007 at 12:34 am | Permalink

    I’m still laughing and waving my angry fist at you.

    Can I send that to Roy himself?

  2. Geof F. Morris
    on January 3, 2007 at 12:42 am | Permalink

    “… waving my angry fist …”

    Clearly, this sinus infection has the added benefit of anthropomorphizing my extremities. My tired foot will now kick my lazy butt all the way to bed.

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