I Would Like to Trade Ennui for Meaningful Choice

There are few things more futile than a game of Candy Land.

A game of Candy Land followed by a game of Chutes and Ladders qualifies.

I’ve been trying to teach Eli to play Settlers of Catan, but he just hordes his sheep and makes baa noises.

10 Comments

  1. katre
    on June 19, 2007 at 8:27 pm | Permalink

    Maybe he needs to learn to trade? “Sheep for late bedtime” sounds apropos.

  2. on June 19, 2007 at 9:25 pm | Permalink

    I want to trade wheat for sheep.
    Whut?

  3. Sean
    on June 19, 2007 at 11:22 pm | Permalink

    Teach him to squish sheep into bricks, that should help.

  4. on June 20, 2007 at 2:20 am | Permalink

    he just hordes his sheep and makes baa noises.

    Come to think of it, that’s mostly what I do. And sometimes I win!

  5. Mark J Musante
    on June 20, 2007 at 5:22 am | Permalink

    Why I Like To Play Candy Land
    by Mark Musante
    age 4e1

    Samantha loves playing it. I love to watch her reaction as she gets to move forward. I love the sympathy she expresses when I’m forced to move backward. I like the way it teaches her to wait for her turn, to have patience, to not get upset when Zoe walks by and wants to join in even though she doesn’t know how to play. I like that Samantha has gone from anger at losing, to saying ‘good game, want to try again?’. I like the fact that I don’t have to think, so I can concentrate on watching the other kids as they play. I also make up for the numbing mindlessness of it all by teaching Alec to play Go. And so in conclusion the end.

  6. on June 20, 2007 at 7:00 am | Permalink

    OR you could have Captain Kirk teach him how to play texas hold ‘em while bartering for sheep.

  7. on June 20, 2007 at 7:48 am | Permalink

    DAMMIT, Brian beat me to the punch line.

  8. Lucian Smith
    on June 20, 2007 at 12:44 pm | Permalink

    We’ve had good luck with Ellric with Carcasonne. The tactics are pretty simple: pick up a tile and put it down so it matches, then maybe put a guy on it.

  9. on June 20, 2007 at 3:08 pm | Permalink

    We’ve actually been doing other games like Blokus and Blink, to good effect.

  10. on February 26, 2008 at 5:17 pm | Permalink

    How many sheep does it take to make a horde?

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