Whom the Gods Wish to Destroy They First Make Parents

Posted by Stephen on March 26th, 2008 at 7:45 AM

After about two weeks of good sleeping, Liza has regressed. It’s unfair, like going to a restaurant, ordering off the menu, having your food placed before you, and right as you start to eat, having the food taken away and replaced with rocks. Her poor sleep may have something to do with her teething. Two weeks ago she had no teeth as befits her Alabama heritage. Now she is producing teeth at a rate of one every thirty-one minutes.

She has taken to waking up in the middle of the night and hanging out for an hour or two. You can rock her, and she’ll lie in your arms, staring at nothing while she idly plucks at the skin on your neck. The night before, this began at 3:30 AM. Last night she started around 2:15. Simple extrapolation tells me that, come this weekend, she’ll be waking up an hour before she goes to bed, causing an existential crisis that will prevent any of us from sleeping.

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3 Comments »

Comment by Joyous

Love this post title.

Posted on March 26, 2008 at 8:56 pm

Comment by kat

You’ll make it. You guys are great parents, just hang in there.

Posted on March 26, 2008 at 10:09 pm

Comment by Stephen

Thanks, kat. And Joyous, I’m glad you liked the title. I was overly pleased with it myself.

Posted on March 27, 2008 at 8:34 am

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