Comments on: Death to Zima

By: "Little"Shawn Thomas

"Little"Shawn Thomas — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:28:39 +0000

Zima is the stuff that fratty, dimwitted sons of theology professors get trashed on in the practice room before they nearly burn down the music building by setting fire to posts on the bulletin board. And then get off with a semester-grade-nullifying slap on the wrist amid a cloud of controversy.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:15:15 +0000

On the other hand, perhaps Zima was not totally worthless. I’ve added “malternative” to my vocabulary.

By: Lisa

Lisa — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:13:24 +0000

:snort!:

I still remember gritting my teeth to down my first swallow of Zima… every fiber of my being was screaming, “Spit!” I succeeded only because of my deep friendship with the misguided soul who said, “You’ve got to try this – it’s great!” At least they were sufficiently close for me to be able to say, “I guess I’m just a beer traditionalist,” next, instead putting my teeth to further use by lying through them.

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By: Jearl

Jearl — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:25:46 +0000

Malternative!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What a perfect word with which to express my beersnobbery.
Which I don’t do out loud because it’s rude.
It’ll just be you and me, in my head, malternative.

By: Stephen

Stephen — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:36:30 +0000

Lynnea, you can tell how much I know about this subject by the fact that “malternative” is a new term to me.

By: Kismet

Kismet — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:12:56 +0000

I have to say, I love how your brain works Doc. I mean seriously, you are so oddly humorous, it is much appreciated.

By: Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:14:31 +0000

I am so getting you drunk on Mike’s Hard Lemonades on election night.

By: Lynnea

Lynnea — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 03:09:13 +0000

I think JT liked Zima. I could be wrong, I am recovering from my traditional Baptist lack of knowledge in these sort of things.
Uh, and now you are my Sunday School teacher…

By: Jody

Jody — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:12:47 +0000

Guess people will now need to find zomething different.
I shed no tears over the death of that insipid liquid.
Give me Spitfire or give me Pie.
That is all