I like my coffee like I like my women: in a plastic cup.
I like my coffee like I like my men: rich, strong, and hot.
I like my coffee like I like my men: tied up on the back of a mule led by Juan Valdez.
I like my coffee like I like my exes: finely ground and dark-roasted.
I like my coffee like I like my emotional crises: bittersweet.
I like my coffee like I like my comedy: black and full-flavored.
I like my coffee like I like my hair: black and in excess.
I like my coffee like I like my workplaces: cold and corporate.
I like my coffee like I like my news: white and bitter.
I like my coffee like I like my first person shooters: covered in bees.
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