The 360 is Better Than Cats

Posted by Stephen on June 10, 2009 – 1:05 pm

Look what I got!

An Xbox 360

That’s right, thanks to Misty’s gift, I’ve leapt into the future of 2005. Finally I can play Bioshock on my TV, like God intended.

What’s that, Xbox 360? What do you mean, an interloper?

A picture of my first-generation Xbox

Oh, him? First-generation Xbox? He’s harmless. I mean, it’s not like he’s really any threat to someone like you, with your –

A closer view of the Xbox 360

Kill it? No! That’s crazy talk! That Xbox has served us faithfully. I’m going to send him to a farm in upstate New York, where he can frolic in the fields and –

A closer view of the Xbox 360

I won’t do it! I won’t!

Glaring red ring of death Xbox 360
A smashed original Xbox.

Oh, well. It had to be done.

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4 Comments

  1. Brad Bowyer
    on June 10, 2009 at 2:27 pm | Permalink

    BWAH HA HA!!!! that was a fun read. Welcome to the wonderful world of Xbox 360. Look me up on Xbox Live! Gamertag: PodCulture

  2. Geof F. Morris
    on June 10, 2009 at 2:44 pm | Permalink

    Nice sequence. I wondered why you were shooting near the demon dishwasher until the end.

  3. Elizabeth
    on June 10, 2009 at 5:42 pm | Permalink

    What hope is there for the rest of us when I mind like yours can be penetrated so easily?!

  4. Bishop
    on June 12, 2009 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    You euthanized your faithful original Xbox more quickly than any other test subject on record. Congratulations!

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