Look, it was the ’80s. We [...]]]> Growing up, I loved the Sierra On-Line video games. They were the first adventure games I played that had graphics. Oh, the graphics they had! Sixteen colors! (Assuming you had an IBM PCjr or a Tandy 1000, like me.) And the music! Blippy bloopy music! Plus instant-death and read-the-designer’s-mind puzzles!

Look, it was the ’80s. We took what we could get.

They had several series, but my favorite by far was Space Quest. The early games had a serious science fiction setting contrasted with a bumbling protagonist named Roger Wilco who, like Inspector Clouseau, managed to succeed despite himself. If you want an idea of what the early Space Quest games were like, read through this “Let’s Play” transcript from Space Quest I.

I blazed through Space Quest I…until I snuck on board the evil Sariens’ spaceship. I hit a point where I was skulking in a laundry room when a Sarien came in and shot me. I hid in the washing machine, only to have the Sarien turn on the washing machine. I assumed that that killed me, since the game was as full of instant-death moments as a deep-fried turducken is of cholesterol, so I reloaded and tried to find another solution.

I failed. I failed so hard that I scraped together my allowance and bought the hint book. Imagine my surprise when I read the clues for this puzzle to find out that hiding in the washing machine didn’t kill me, it magically dressed me in a Sarien uniform.

Even today I remember how stupid I felt.

Despite that moment of dumbness, I kept going and ended up being a fan of the Space Quest series. Now, nearly two decades since the last Space Quest game was released, there is not one, not two, but three fan-made sequels. In one month. This is akin to finding a twenty-dollar bill in the couch and pulling it out to find two thousand-dollar bills taped to the twenty.

The first is a remake of Space Quest II: Vohaul’s Revenge. The creators have replaced the original game’s text parser (which was fiddly at the best of times) with the icon-based interface Sierra used in its later adventures, updated the graphics, and added voice acting. I loved SQ2 when I was wee, which means that it’s probably a terrible game that you should never play. Nevertheless, if you play only one SQ2, this remake should be it.

The second is Vohaul Strikes Back. It’s an entirely new game in the Space Quest universe that’s set after the official series ended. By all accounts it’s somewhat self-referential but still playable even if you’re not already a fan of the series, and has a lot of the humor you’d expect from a Space Quest sequel.

The final one is Space Quest: Incinerations. This is the one that I find the most intriguing. For one, all of the graphics look like rotoscoped CG characters. For another, the scope of the game is much larger and more epic than the others — it’s Space Quest on a more truly interstellar scale. It also appears to fit tightly into the Space Quest universe, with many plot elements from earlier games making an appearance.

Richard Cobbett reviewed all three games for Rock, Paper Shotgun if you’d like to learn more — and I know you do. Me? I’m going to be playing Incinerations this weekend.

Oh, sure, there’s been a lot of whining from the usual suspects about how [...]]]> If you paid attention to the internet at all yesterday, you probably saw people complaining about the proposed US bills SOPA and PIPA. The Stop Online Piracy Act and the Protect Intellectual Property Act are designed to help content creators fight piracy.

Oh, sure, there’s been a lot of whining from the usual suspects about how it will stifle free speech and be used as a club by the entertainment industry. Sure, the bills are worded so broadly that they could be used for all kinds of nasty things. And perhaps content creators from Hollywood editors to authors have said that SOPA and PIPA are like fighting piracy by burning all of your boats.

That’s all balderdash, as my Disasterpiece Theatre co-hosts and I are here to show you. While you were doing silly protests and calling congresspersons and writing letters, we recorded an episode that demonstrated how SOPA and PIPA have no effect on content creators.

So there.

This is my view from the 27th row last night:

The show was UN. BELIEV. ABLE.

It was made better by getting to [...]]]> The first time I heard U2 was 1986. A friend let me borrow “The Unforgettable Fire” on cassette tape. I fell in love with “Pride (In the Name of Love)” and was pretty much hooked.

This is my view from the 27th row last night:

The show was UN. BELIEV. ABLE.

It was made better by getting to go with some of the people who know me better than anyone in the world.

Gals, let’s not wait another 20 years to see them again, huh?

Almost four years ago, Valve released Portal, a little game stuck in The Orange Box alongside much more eagerly awaited games like [...]]]> (This essay, needless to say, is going to spoil Portal 2 like the recent tornado and subsequent power outage did to the food in my refrigerator. Don’t read if you haven’t played the game.)

Almost four years ago, Valve released Portal, a little game stuck in The Orange Box alongside much more eagerly awaited games like the new episode of Half-Life 2. It became a surprise success, and I fell in love with it. Portal 2 isn’t the astounding surprise package of awesome that Portal was, but it’s still a triumph in its own right. The single-player campaign is wonderful and a joyful celebration of puzzle-solving, the co-op campaign is well-crafted and provides an experience that echoes the newness of the original game, and the whole game exhibits great game design from the sound to the visual cues to the writing. What intrigues me the most about Portal 2 is how it has the best adventure game story I’ve seen since adventure games died¹.

Way back when it first came out, I mentioned that Portal had less story than it did backstory. The game focused on establishing an atmosphere that evolved as the game progressed. Portal began with a sterile atmosphere, punctuated in part by odd, off-putting details, only to become creepier and more sinister. You moved from the cool blues of the testing chambers to the rusted red and brown of Aperture Science’s backstage areas. It worked because it was so tightly focused and so new. Trying to re-create that same feeling would have been too derivative unless many of the original elements of Portal, such as GLaDOS and the testing chambers, had been scrapped². Instead, Portal 2 took the approach of having an actual story, one in which characters evolved and changed, and in doing so used many of the techniques of 1990s-era adventure games.

Portal 2′s story, as with the game itself, is extremely linear and completely on rails. Gameplay is a series of puzzles set up as beads on a string³. Each puzzle room begins and ends with a bit of narration. The puzzles are the game’s lowest-level pacing mechanism, serving as gameplay and as gates to the next bit of story. Portal had the same structure and rhythm, but the pattern becomes much more obvious over Portal 2′s extended playtime, even though it’s occasionally interrupted by set-pieces in which you escape down catwalks.

The story isn’t expressed explicitly through gameplay, though the overarching theme of escape fits well with how you use the portals. Instead, the story is grafted on top of the game. As in many adventure games, the story exists separate from the gameplay, and you could strip out that story and be left with a serviceable physics puzzle game more akin to Cut the Rope.

You don’t even play a developed character. Chell isn’t quite the ageless, faceless, gender-neutral, culturally-ambiguious adventure person of adventure games past, but you don’t know anything about her other than she’s female, young, and a whiz at solving puzzles with portals. As her name suggests, she’s a shell, an avatar for the player. Chell never speaks, has no personality, and is functionally an amnesiac. She exhibits the same bloody-mindedness as an adventure game character. She may not take everything that’s nailed down, but she incessantly applies her one inventory item — the portal gun — to every puzzle she comes across.

Even worse, you’re not the story’s protagonist! To borrow a phrase from Christine Love, don’t take it personally, babe, it just ain’t your story. GLaDOS is the real protagonist. Chell remains the same throughout, never developing or changing beyond exhibiting an increasing skill with portals. GLaDOS is brought low, reduced in status and stature, only to discover who she really is and where she came from. She has character-defining revelations that, in the end, make her a different person, one capable of caring about Chell. True, she chose to erase the part of her that was Caroline in a manner reminiscent of how players in Paul Tevis’s RPG A Penny For My Thoughts can choose to forget their traumatic recovered memories, but in doing so GLaDOS remained true to who she is as someone distinct from Caroline.

Why, then, do I think the story is so great? For one, while you aren’t the protagonist, you have agency. You’re the person who drives the story forward. The actions you take, not only in solving puzzles but also in moving some of the game elements such as Wheatley and turrets around, are central to the story. In an unusual approach for videogames, Portal 2 explicitly acknowledges your agency. Wheatley comments on your character’s past actions in Portal on several occasions. His fear of GLaDOS cements her as a credible threat and Chell as someone who performed a mighty deed. “You know who took [GLaDOS] down in the end?” Wheatley asks. “A human! I know! I wouldn’t have believed it either.” He also acknowledges Chell’s prior actions in the big boss fight at the end. “I took the liberty of watching the tapes of you killing [GLaDOS], and I’m not going to make the same mistakes,” Wheatley tells you. It’s great to have a game recognize what your character has done and praise it in the context of the game, even if they’re the character’s actions from the previous game.

In creating the story, Valve blended techniques from static fiction and from videogames. They used a lot of foreshadowing and thematic resonance to give the story heft. The story’s silliest elements are heavily signposted through jokes that function also as foreshadowing. The announcer in the early chapter mentions that Aperture Science personality constructs remain functional in low-power environments of as few as 1.1 volts, and at one point you run across a swath of potato batteries entered as science projects during Bring Your Daughter to Work Day. Both of these are jokes, the latter referencing a joke from Portal, but then Wheatley sticks GLaDOS on a potato, which can indeed produce 1.1 volts with the right choice of electrodes. Even the bit with the moon at the end was foreshadowed both by Cave Johnson nattering on about moon rocks being pure poison but a great portal conductor and by the art in the opening room changing to include a large moon after you awaken the second time.

Portal 2 also included the Oracle Turret, a turret that plaintively says, “I’m different!” as it rides on a conveyor belt to be incinerated. If you pick it up, it babbles meaninglessly — until, later in the game, you realize that it referenced upcoming plot points as well as the game’s play on Greek mythology.

Oh, yes, the game’s symbology and themes. The game has strands of larger themes woven through it, from capture and escape to children and abandonment to the fluidity of identity. Greek mythology is referenced throughout. It’s no coincidence that the oracle turret mentions Prometheus, who brought fire to man only to be punished by Zeus by having his liver constantly pecked out by eagles. You and potato-GLaDOS are thrown down into a deep pit where the pillars are labeled “Tartaros”, wherein you find GLaDOS’s potato being picked at by a bird, which is also foreshadowed by the bird attacking Wheatley earlier in the story.

Portal 2 also relies heavily on storytelling through the environment. Not only is the setting nearly a character (a long-standing interest of mine), it provides optional backstory that players can pay attention to or ignore as they see fit. The first underground section, set in the 1950s-era Aperture Science labs, includes a lobby filled with ashtrays for all of the smokers and a trophy cabinet. The cabinet is filled with trophies proclaiming Aperture Science as the #2 applied science company, reinforcing how the company has always been behind Black Mesa. The environment echoes the story’s arc. You begin in ruined chambers that show glimpses of the sky, foreshadowing the ending. You then move to repaired chambers before being thrown into the rusting underbelly of Aperture Science, only to climb back up to the testing chambers and eventually to freedom.

The NPC characterizations are fabulous, aided and abetted by the hands-down best voice acting I’ve ever heard in a videogame. Wheatley and GLaDOS change and develop without losing the core of who they are. Throughout Wheatley remains an idiot who always takes a brute-force approach to solving problems, whether he’s a small robot eye who breaks open windows instead of picking door locks or a giant robot who fixes a test chamber without an exit by ramming another test chamber into it. GLaDOS, who changes the most, still remains a right bastard despite her Caroline-driven softening towards you.

This is also the funniest game I’ve seen since Psychonauts. Portal 2 has a blend of character-based humor (“I’m going to be honest with you now. Not fake honest like before, but real honest, like you’re incapable of”), slapstick (“SURPRISE! We’re doing it NOW!”), absurdist humor (“Then ten years in the chamber I built where all the robots scream at you”), and straight out jokes (“To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three…”). It’s the kind of funny that makes you want to grab people and quote bits at them⁴. There’s a reason why my ringtone is the space core’s monologue and my four-year-old daughter has been marching around the house saying, “How are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.”

There have been plenty of adventure games that have the same story structure as Portal 2, used the same puzzle pacing mechanism, and had the same disconnect between gameplay and story. Nevertheless, just as Portal succeeded by combining familiar design elements with verve and skill, Portal 2′s story succeeds not because it uses new techniques but because it uses old ones in a coherent and skilful way.

[1] There have been some great reviews of the game as a whole, if you’re into that kind of thing. See, for instance, Kirk Hamilton’s review in Paste. (back)

[2] Early on, Valve did toy with a version of Portal 2 that had no portals or GLaDOS before ultimately abandoning that approach. (back)

[3] This is where I’d mimic Kirk’s domino pictures with pictures of beads on a string that I’d then spin into an extended metaphor about gameplay and love, if only I weren’t so lazy. (back)

[4] But please don’t, at least not excessively. That kind of behavior is why no one in the world is capable of watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail any more. (back)

Be warned: the trailer is gory and disturbing.

The trailer is for a game but it functions like a film [...]]]> The trailer for the game Dead Island is striking both in content and presentation. The trailer’s focus on a young girl turned into a zombie has sparked debate, so of course I have to weigh in!

Be warned: the trailer is gory and disturbing.

The trailer is for a game but it functions like a film trailer, seeking to establish a mood and evoke emotion while giving an idea of what the game is about. It uses a filmic shorthand that people are familiar with. The trailer’s down-tempo piano music performs the same function as Barber’s “Adagio for Strings” has since it showed up in The Elephant Man: provide an elegiac soundtrack signaling that Very Sad Things Are Going On. The slow-motion effects re-enforce that mood of sadness and inevitability. The story centers on the death and zombification of a little girl in front of her parents to provide an emotional wallop, especially to those who are parents themselves. It’s no surprise that they chose to make the kid a girl instead of a boy, since our cultural narrative is that little girls must be protected while little boys can be adventurous.

The trailer’s structure adds to the sense of inevitability. It’s a short scene about a girl running from zombies before becoming one herself, attacking her dad, and being thrown out of a window to land dead on the ground below. The scene is shown simultaneously from the beginning moving forward and from the end moving backward, until the two narrative strands meet at the turning point of her being bitten. It’s like the Greek concept of tragedy without the hubris: you know what’s going to happen and you don’t want it to happen, yet you watch it happen anyway. And that last image before the titles, with the dad moving backward in time away from his just-bitten daughter, symbolizing the theme of the whole trailer — man.

What’s notable is that this trailer for a game never indicates that it’s for a game. It’s a short film that shows no gameplay and doesn’t even indicate that it’s for a game. I’m betting that that’s because we don’t yet have a common visual shorthand for games and gameplay. We do for films, though, and the developers chose to borrow that language to gain attention for their game.

Some have called the trailer exploitative, especially since the developers chose to center their scene on a little girl’s death. It is undoubtedly exploitative, but in much the same way that many film trailers are. It’s aiming to cause a gut reaction, and using everything it can to get that reaction quickly. Three minutes aren’t a lot of time to develop characters and get us to care in the people being shown without having them be archetypes. If that were all there were to it, I wouldn’t be concerned. Here’s the thing, though: is this trailer what the game is about? Everything I’ve read about the game indicates that it isn’t. The game’s a standard zombie survival one where you run around smacking zombies around with lead pipes and axes. Jason Schreier at Wired.com spoke to the game’s publisher, who confirmed that it’s a film that “takes place in the world of Dead Island.”

That’s why I think it’s exploitative in a way that’s beyond normal game and movie exploitation. It’s using the images of a young girl dying not because it’s central to the game or necessarily indicates its theme, but because it’s attention-grabbing. When I look at this trailer, I see something technically proficient that has a hollow center.

Those are scenes from Enthiran, a 2010 Tamil SF movie about a robot who, of [...]]]> Are you ready to have your skull opened up, your brains scooped out, and your cranial cavity filled with awesome? Then take a look at the following collection of the most awesome action sequences involving a robot ever committed to film.

Those are scenes from Enthiran, a 2010 Tamil SF movie about a robot who, of course, malfunctions. There is more to the movie than what’s shown above. For instance, the compilation leaves out the part where the robot and the leading actress sing heavily Auto-Tuned songs to each other while what look like Cylons dance around them.

Have I mentioned that I love the future? Because I do.

It is long and boring. [...]]]> There can be a joy in reading negative reviews where the reviewer appears to have seen some Earth-Two version of the novel, movie, or game in question. Charlie Stross recently revisited Amazon one-star reviews of classic books. One of my favorites is from Robert Bolt’s play “A Man for All Seasons”:

It is long and boring. I was uninterested in reading this so called play as soon as I read the first page. It is lame and slow. I highly recomend discarding this play before you realize what I have realized…….it is not worth your time and effort!

Author John Scalzi went a step further, encouraging authors to own one-star reviews of their books. However, if we’re going to talk about negative reviews viewed as entertainment, nothing beats Dot Dot Dot, in which a badly-written negative review is read aloud and set to kinetic word art.

Now that is a negative review.