my future scares me

i had two good naps today. naps make everything better. i think everyone would get along if only they napped.

bg was home when i woke up from my second nap. then he went outside and cut the grass. he was gone a long time, and when he came back in he was very sweaty.

he fed me barley cereal and carrots all swirled together. while i was eating, bg told mj, ‘i can’t wait until eli can run the lawnmower.’

what.7 don’t they know about child labor laws.7 they can’t make me push that lawnmower around./ i know my rights because i googled for them just now.

i got back at them by being grumpy from then on out.