uh oh

i think something is wrong with me. but it’s kinda embarrassing so i think i’ll put the information behind one of these cut things.

okay, it’s my butt.

it really smells.

no, i mean it REALLY SMELLS and it didn’t used to do that, not like it does now. for the last month or two i’ll be sitting there minding my own business and then phew all of a sudden my butt smells like the worst smell i’ve ever smelled.

i wonder if i’m really sick. i don’t know what’s causing it. i tried to ask my doctor about it the other day, but he just listened to me, said ‘oh yeah.7’ and ‘really.7’ and ‘tell me about it’ and then had me stuck with needles. i don’t think he’s a real baby doctor at all.

i hope i’m not sick.

6 thoughts on “uh oh

  1. Eshaan!

    Anyway, I guess that’s pretty normal. Eventually (and trust me on this, because I’ve been there), you’re able to figure out when that’s going to happen and then you can go someplace where they have frilly aromatherapy plug-ins or sprays to mask that stinky stuff and you can put that stuff in a porcelain container and push a magic button and the stinky stuff will disappear. I am not even making it up.

  2. Because that’s the price you pay for the stinky stuff. But has already covered the good side of that. It’s actually pretty exciting. Congratulations! You’ve learned more about the human condition.

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