uh oh

i think something is wrong with me. but it’s kinda embarrassing so i think i’ll put the information behind one of these cut things.

okay, it’s my butt.

it really smells.

no, i mean it REALLY SMELLS and it didn’t used to do that, not like it does now. for the last month or two i’ll be sitting there minding my own business and then phew all of a sudden my butt smells like the worst smell i’ve ever smelled.

i wonder if i’m really sick. i don’t know what’s causing it. i tried to ask my doctor about it the other day, but he just listened to me, said ‘oh yeah.7’ and ‘really.7’ and ‘tell me about it’ and then had me stuck with needles. i don’t think he’s a real baby doctor at all.

i hope i’m not sick.