you may think it’s funny but it’s

we went to this new years eve party which was great because there were like a zillion fans. i got to run around and people gave me stuff like this musical dog that if you hit its keys it makes a plinky plinky noise and a rabbit with big teeth and all kinds of stuff.

evidently i also got a cold which is no fun. i have been coughing and sneezing and my nose is all full BUT NOT THAT FULL BECAUSE I SO DO NOT NEED THE BULB.

anyway mj put this vicks stuff on my chest last night before bed and it was kinda stinky. i mean not three day old diapers in the trash stinky but still stinky. i am feeling better this morning though because i ate a bite or two off of a bar of soap. okay i did not know it was soap before i started chewing it because hello i do not have a sense of taste right now but that is totally okay because the soap will clean me out.

i will be so clean that the bulb is unnecessary thank you.

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