Monthly Archives: March 2005


dadadadadadada’s home./

busy days and being like almost on my own

the weekend has been busy mainly because we had a party with a bunch of fans, they fed me and played blocks with me and let me read in their laps and then i went to bed and they went home.

today dadadada left and he isn’t supposed to be back for a while but mamamama […]

new game

i have invented a new game, it involves my plastic alphabet blocks and the bucket of babies. i put the blocks in the bucket and dadadada helps and then he dumps the blocks on me and i kick them and push them away and it is really funny.

okay i guess you had to have been […]

pictures of me finding eggs

so i found out mamamama and dadadada took these pictures of me on friday during the egg hunt and here they are.

this is me and a basket i don’t think it is mine but that’s okay it had tasty eggs

here is mamamama giving me an egg.

this is before i knew that tasty stuff was inside […]

eggs and pile of babies

i forgot to tell everyone about hunting eggs on friday, it was fun, mamamama and dadadada both came to playgroup and we wandered around will’s backyard and picked up eggs. i do not know what kind of backyard will has because everyone knows eggs are in the refrigerator and not the backyard but whatever.

mamamama would […]

this one is for the ladies

i realized that my plan to rent myself out to single men is limiting my customer base and as any economist will tell you that is silly unless you are a dot com in which case here have a suitcase of cash. anyway i should be renting myself out to single women as well. imagine […]

this is why you wear green on saint patricks day

mamamama did not wear green today and today is saint patricks day and you are supposed to wear green. she did not and that made today not a lot of fun.

we went to get gas in our car and she pumped gas but then something broke and there was gas everywhere, she got in the […]

making money

since the money from the bounceTM is not yet pouring in i need another way to pay for college and i have come up with a plan to rent myself out to single guys as a way to pick up women.

i have seen how women flock around dadadada when he carries me. now imagine you […]

new user pictures

it was time for new user pictures because the old ones were so before i was a year old and these new ones are new.


mamamama and dadadada have a new game they play with me, they say ‘eli what does a pirate say’ and i say ‘arr’. although r’s are hard so it’s more like a hoarse ‘aaaahhhhhhh’ but that is pretty close and is very scary.

i just realized that amazon will pay you money for recommending their books […]