my remaining eye is okay thanks

we got up early to go to the doctor for mama and i got to run around and play with the nurses and everything but my left eye had been bothering me. it had been gunky the night before and now it was really gunky. so i got to go to my own doctor, it didn’t take very long, but it turns out i have this thing called pink eye. now i am not a doctor but i think that is a stupid name, my eye isn’t pink, it has this green stuff in it. it should be called green eye. i am trying to not rub my eyes or anything but it is very hard.

i need sympathy.