What time is it? It’s WOW! o’clock

Heard over the toddler monitor one morning this week:

WOW! Munkey! Hello, munkey!

WOW! Blankee! Hello, blankee!

Hello bars. One! Two! Fhee! Four! Five!

WOW! Anoner binkie!*

He then fell silent for half an hour.

* Translation: Another pacifier!