Project Runway Haikus

It is possible that, like Misty, I am addicted to Project Runway. There’s something about the reality TV format coupled with the contestants actually doing something creative that I find utterly fascinating.

It is also possible that, in the throes of this affliction, my fevered brain has tossed off doggerel Project Runway haikus. Flee! Flee! And if you don’t flee, know that here there be spoilers.

Angela’s team won???
Why is she still on the show?
That shit’s Bedazzled.

Here’s a little tip.
Ignore it at your peril.
Listen to Tim Gunn.

Vera Wang’s a judge?
Judging quality has dropped.
Come back, Michael Kors!

Laura and Michael
work very well together.
Boy, that surprised me.

Keith has shown us all
It’s okay to be an ass
but don’t ever cheat.