Presidential Pardons for Everyone

President Bush declared today to be a national day of mourning for President Gerald Ford, who died the day after Christmas. We’re having an unrelated get-together here tonight, but given the declaration, how can we not pause and honor Ford? With that in mind, we will be handing out presidential pardons to everyone. If you’d like to do the same, why not download the PDF of our pardons? Those who needed forgiveness for enjoying Adam Sandler movies other than “Punch-Drunk Love” will thank you.