A few months ago, comic book writer Matt Fraction took a picture of his kid in a dog crate.
Because my mind works lighting fast, yesterday I thought, “I wonder how many pictures of kids in dog crates I can find.”
One kid in a dog cage!
TWO kids in a dog cage!
THREE kids in a dog cage!
FOUR KIDS IN A CAGE!
Sometimes the kids are dangerous.
Sometimes they are cloned.
I feel like I have stumbled into a subculture I never knew existed, like finding out that people write WOPR/KITT slashfic. I think I’m going to declare this a new movement, write a book, and get on Oprah. Clearly it’s time parents stopped claiming that their kids aren’t like pets at all.