Should We Really Be Fighting a Three-Front War?

Just For Fun, Science Stuff

First, we de-planeted Pluto.

Then we bombed the moon.

Yesterday, one of the space scientists who helped find water on the moon was arrested for espionage.

This can only mean one thing: SPACE WAR. Now we can try to guess what our next target will be. Mars? That annoyingly smug Mercury? Europa?