{"id":1012,"date":"2007-07-30T21:30:52","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T02:30:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/07\/30\/it-appears-i-am-an-evil-overlord\/"},"modified":"2007-07-30T21:30:52","modified_gmt":"2007-07-31T02:30:52","slug":"it-appears-i-am-an-evil-overlord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1012","title":{"rendered":"It Appears I Am an Evil Overlord"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I went to Governor&#8217;s School in Arkansas, one of the things they did is have us take a test to determine our Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. This was the full MBTI test, mind you, with what seemed like thousands and thousands of questions. I came out as an E\/INTJ. Later tests I took gave me the same results.<\/p>\n<p>I was always skeptical about how well my MBTI designation really matched my personality. &#8220;Decisive&#8221;? Sometimes. &#8220;Needing to make plans&#8221;? A little yes; a little no.<\/p>\n<p>That was before I discovered what the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.xeromag.com\/fun\/personality.html\">MBTI types really mean<\/a>. It turns out I&#8217;m actually an Evil Overlord.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>ENTJs usually die at the hand of secret government agents in a fiery cataclysm that destroys their entire underground fortress. Often, Evil Overlords will have a secret clone whose implanted memories contain all the knowledge and ambition of the original, stored in cryonic suspension in a safe location. The clone will appear in a sequel.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes indeed. Soon I shall be invincible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I went to Governor&#8217;s School in Arkansas, one of the things they did is have us take a test to determine our Myers-Briggs Type Indicator. This was the full MBTI test, mind you, with what seemed like thousands and thousands of questions. I came out as an E\/INTJ. Later tests I took gave me &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1012\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">It Appears I Am an Evil Overlord<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}