{"id":1015,"date":"2007-08-02T12:51:37","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T17:51:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/08\/02\/blame-this-post-on-the-lack-of-caffeine\/"},"modified":"2007-08-02T12:51:37","modified_gmt":"2007-08-02T17:51:37","slug":"blame-this-post-on-the-lack-of-caffeine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1015","title":{"rendered":"Blame This Post on the Lack of Caffeine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m fascinated by the icons used on signs and notices. Their attempts to replace written words with pictorial representations run the gamut from spot-on to terrible. The ones with stick figures are often parodied, but nothing beats the real thing.<\/p>\n<p>For an example, I give you the sign I saw in the airplane toilet on my trip last week.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2007\/Aug\/tampon.jpg\" title=\"It's Adam and Eve, not Tampon and Eve\" \/><\/div>\n<p>The sign shows where used tampons should go. Probably. Anyway, what is far more interesting to me is the relative scale of the woman and the tampon. I can only imagine what Charles Dickens would have made of it.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;What&#8217;s to-day?&#8221; cried Scrooge, calling downward to a boy in Sunday clothes, who perhaps had loitered in to look about him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;EH?&#8221; returned the boy, with all his might of wonder.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s to-day, my fine fellow?&#8221; said Scrooge.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;To-day! Why, CHRISTMAS DAY.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s Christmas day!&#8221; said Scrooge to himself&#8230;. &#8220;Hallo, my fine fellow!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hallo!&#8221; returned the boy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you know the Poulterer&#8217;s, in the next street but one, at the corner?&#8221; Scrooge inquired.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I should hope I did,&#8221; replied the lad.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;An intelligent boy! A remarkable boy! Do you know whether they&#8217;ve sold the prize Tampon that was hanging up there? Not the little prize Tampon, &#8212; the big one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What, the one as big as me?&#8221; returned the boy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yes, young man. The one as big as you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m fascinated by the icons used on signs and notices. Their attempts to replace written words with pictorial representations run the gamut from spot-on to terrible. 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