{"id":102,"date":"2005-01-10T16:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-10T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/01\/10\/an-apple-a-day-doesnt-do-anything\/"},"modified":"2005-01-10T16:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-10T22:10:00","slug":"an-apple-a-day-doesnt-do-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"an apple a day doesn&#8217;t do anything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>not that i&#8217;m eating apples or anything, really, banananas are a lot more tasty. anyway, i&#8217;m still all coughing and whatnot so mj got me a doctor&#8217;s appointment today. i hope they don&#8217;t stick me with a needle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>not that i&#8217;m eating apples or anything, really, banananas are a lot more tasty. anyway, i&#8217;m still all coughing and whatnot so mj got me a doctor&#8217;s appointment today. i hope they don&#8217;t stick me with a needle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}