{"id":1027,"date":"2007-08-06T16:07:50","date_gmt":"2007-08-06T21:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/08\/06\/insert-khachaturians-sabre-dance-here\/"},"modified":"2007-08-06T16:07:50","modified_gmt":"2007-08-06T21:07:50","slug":"insert-khachaturians-sabre-dance-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1027","title":{"rendered":"Insert Khachaturian&#8217;s Sabre Dance Here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever seen that circus routine that involves spinning many many plates on poles? The idea is that you get plates spinning on poles and the gyroscopic effect keeps them in place. Eventually they slow down, so you have to give them another spin. As you add more poles and more plates, you have to run around keeping them all spinning so they don&#8217;t fall and shatter.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what my job is going to be like this week. Expect little posting for me, until stress makes me snap and post something long.<\/p>\n<p>What, you&#8217;ve never seen plate spinning? Well, here you go. It even uses the Sabre Dance movement for background music.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/afLq5dYFWK4\"><\/param><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/afLq5dYFWK4\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" wmode=\"transparent\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever seen that circus routine that involves spinning many many plates on poles? The idea is that you get plates spinning on poles and the gyroscopic effect keeps them in place. Eventually they slow down, so you have to give them another spin. As you add more poles and more plates, you have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1027\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Insert Khachaturian&#8217;s Sabre Dance Here<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}