{"id":1044,"date":"2007-08-17T21:25:19","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T02:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/08\/17\/i-could-smell-the-ozone-in-the-kitchen\/"},"modified":"2007-08-17T21:25:19","modified_gmt":"2007-08-18T02:25:19","slug":"i-could-smell-the-ozone-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1044","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I could smell the ozone in the kitchen.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, all.  It&#8217;s probably always a bit alarming when <a href=\"http:\/\/gfmorris.net\/\">I&#8217;m<\/a> posting instead of Stephen or Misty.  I just got off the phone with them, and they were having me help them figure out a recovery plan after a lightning strike hit the house.  <strong>No fire, everything&#8217;s okay, the kids are fine.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The quote in the title?  That&#8217;s what Misty said to me.  As you might expect, I think every breaker in the house tripped.  What did go down: most everything cable-related.  Looks like the lightning strike took out their TV, TiVo, cable modem, etc.  We were strategizing how they&#8217;d go forward on getting things fixed; I think they&#8217;re gonna borrow one of my TVs for a while, and maybe one of my TiVos.  It&#8217;s all good.  But I just wanted to let everyone know about it in case you were trying to have electronic communication with Stephen or Misty for the next day or two&#8212;things aren&#8217;t gonna go real smooth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, all. It&#8217;s probably always a bit alarming when I&#8217;m posting instead of Stephen or Misty. I just got off the phone with them, and they were having me help them figure out a recovery plan after a lightning strike hit the house. No fire, everything&#8217;s okay, the kids are fine. 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