{"id":1045,"date":"2007-08-18T16:16:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-18T21:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/08\/18\/we-are-back-online\/"},"modified":"2007-08-18T16:16:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-18T21:16:00","slug":"we-are-back-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1045","title":{"rendered":"We Are Back Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, we&#8217;re back! It&#8217;s been an interesting twenty-four hours. It appears lightning struck some three inches from our house, found the cable line, and thought, <i>Hey, I bet there are sweet sweet electronics in there for me to munch on<\/i>. And, lo, it was so.<\/p>\n<p>As things go, this could have been so much worse. All four of us were in the kitchen eating when Zeus decided he&#8217;d had enough of our lip. As reported earlier, Misty could smell the ozone, and had she or I been standing at the sink, it&#8217;s possible we could have been struck. Our house could have caught fire, which, when coupled with the stifling heat and driving hot rain, would have been just swell. I was out in it for a minute to make sure no flames were leaping merrily on our roof, and let me tell you, I&#8217;m glad I didn&#8217;t have to wait out there while fire engine sirens dopplered towards us. We also didn&#8217;t have air conditioning for thirty minutes, until I got smart and went outside again and flipped the breaker next to the a\/c unit.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve had a fun time figuring out what all went wrong. My old CRT monitor in the office had a nice corona effect on it that went away after degaussing, but was otherwise fine. Misty&#8217;s and my computers lived through it. The Linux box was less fortunate, though all it lost were the on-board PS2 and ethernet interfaces. The cable modem was toast, as was the wan side of our wireless router. Our TV&#8217;s gone, or at least the part of it that turns electrical signals into video, so if anyone wants a very large and power-hungry Philco, have I got a deal for you. Two different repairmen told me not to bother doing anything with it other than perhaps turning it into an art installation piece. The seven-year-old TiVo likewise is dead, and the magic smoke came out of our D-Link streaming media thingy.<\/p>\n<p>While we have a large pile of useless electronics in our living room right now, we&#8217;re all fine, and all we lost were conveniences. <a href=\"http:\/\/ijsm.org\">Geof<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/thecreekmores.org\/\">Jon and Ashley<\/a>, and <a href=\"http:\/\/slidingconstant.net\">Jeff<\/a> have all come through in our hour of want, loaning equipment and helping me convince the Linux box to ignore the smoky-smelling ethernet port in favor of the old ethernet card I shoved down its throat. I&#8217;m not happy about what happened, mind you, but we&#8217;ve come out of it okay, and we&#8217;ve been again reminded that we have the bestest friends around.<\/p>\n<p>Now who wants to explain this new-fangled HDTV thing to me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, we&#8217;re back! It&#8217;s been an interesting twenty-four hours. It appears lightning struck some three inches from our house, found the cable line, and thought, Hey, I bet there are sweet sweet electronics in there for me to munch on. And, lo, it was so. As things go, this could have been so much worse. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1045\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">We Are Back Online<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1045\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}