{"id":106,"date":"2005-01-17T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-18T03:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/01\/17\/teeth-were-not-meant-for-that\/"},"modified":"2005-01-17T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-18T03:46:00","slug":"teeth-were-not-meant-for-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"teeth were not meant for that"},"content":{"rendered":"

i have not posted for a while because livejournal was down and that made me sad. but the weekend was pretty good anyway.<\/p>\n

i did run into a thing today where i was playing with this like two year old or something, and i did my fake eating thing. this is where i open my mouth and move it towards your nose or ear and pretend that i am going to eat it. this is extremely cute because when i do it all of the adults go ooh and aah and don’t eat me and i would rar if i could but instead it comes out as ‘gulfh’ in this low voice.<\/p>\n

anyway i did this to the kid and he bit me.\/ what’s that all about.7 it wasn’t even that he wanted to eat me because he wandered off after that. i was very mad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i have not posted for a while because livejournal was down and that made me sad. but the weekend was pretty good anyway. i did run into a thing today where i was playing with this like two year old or something, and i did my fake eating thing. this is where i open my … Continue reading teeth were not meant for that<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t