{"id":106,"date":"2005-01-17T21:46:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-18T03:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/01\/17\/teeth-were-not-meant-for-that\/"},"modified":"2005-01-17T21:46:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-18T03:46:00","slug":"teeth-were-not-meant-for-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"teeth were not meant for that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i have not posted for a while because livejournal was down and that made me sad. but the weekend was pretty good anyway.<\/p>\n<p>i did run into a thing today where i was playing with this like two year old or something, and i did my fake eating thing. this is where i open my mouth and move it towards your nose or ear and pretend that i am going to eat it. this is extremely cute because when i do it all of the adults go ooh and aah and don&#8217;t eat me and i would rar if i could but instead it comes out as &#8216;gulfh&#8217; in this low voice.<\/p>\n<p>anyway i did this to the kid and he bit me.\/ what&#8217;s that all about.7 it wasn&#8217;t even that he wanted to eat me because he wandered off after that. i was very mad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i have not posted for a while because livejournal was down and that made me sad. but the weekend was pretty good anyway. i did run into a thing today where i was playing with this like two year old or something, and i did my fake eating thing. this is where i open my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=106\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">teeth were not meant for that<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}