7:48 P.M. Eli goes to bed.
\n8:01 P.M. Misty rocks Liza in preparation for getting her to sleep.
\n8:05 P.M. Eli comes out. “I need a snack,” he says, rubbing his stomach. Stephen explains that Eli does not need a snack, and besides, even if he did, he should have eaten his dinner, before leading him back to bed.
\n8:17 P.M. Stephen goes to the bathroom.
\n8:18 P.M. Stephen is surprised in the bathroom by Eli coming in. He scrambles to finish up.
\n8:19 P.M. Eli goes back to bed trailing Stephen’s sterner explanation that Eli should stay asleep.
\n10:10 P.M. Misty and Stephen go to bed. Before falling asleep, they agree to read for five minutes.
\n11:01 P.M. Stephen finally stops reading and falls asleep.
\n4:59 A.M. Liza begins crying. “Couldn’t she have waited another hour?” Misty laments before getting up to feed her.
\n5:14 A.M. Half-asleep, Stephen hears the soft scrape of blanket across carpet and looks up to see Eli in the bedroom, clutching his space blanket. “Look how light it is!” he says. Stephen vehemently disagrees and leads him back to bed.
\n5:19 A.M. Stephen thinks, “I really can’t sleep for much longer. I’d better fall back asleep right now.”
\n5:22 A.M. Stephen thinks, “Right, now<\/i> I’ll fall asleep.”
\n5:23 A.M. Stephen thinks, “What about now?”
\n5:23:05 A.M. Stephen thinks, “Now?”
\n5:29 A.M. Misty returns to bed, startling Stephen out of his light doze.
\n5:36 A.M. Eli comes back as well. Misty allows him to climb up in the bed and stay as long as he will be still.
\n5:37 A.M. Eli fidgets.
\n5:38 A.M. Eli fidgets.
\n5:39 A.M. Eli fidgets.
\n5:40 A.M. Eli fidgets.
\n5:48 A.M. In a break from Eli fidgeting, Liza snuffles loudly in her sleep.
\n5:50 A.M. Stephen gets out of bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
7:48 P.M. Eli goes to bed. 8:01 P.M. Misty rocks Liza in preparation for getting her to sleep. 8:05 P.M. Eli comes out. “I need a snack,” he says, rubbing his stomach. Stephen explains that Eli does not need a snack, and besides, even if he did, he should have eaten his dinner, before leading … Continue reading Timeline of the Launch of Grump 1<\/span>