{"id":1099,"date":"2007-09-23T20:34:42","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T01:34:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/09\/23\/thank-you-for-not-touching-my-baby\/"},"modified":"2007-09-23T20:34:42","modified_gmt":"2007-09-24T01:34:42","slug":"thank-you-for-not-touching-my-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1099","title":{"rendered":"Thank You for Not Touching My Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had forgotten that older ladies love to handle babies. They would do it with Eli when I went places with him and it is no different with Liza. An older lady will see Liza in her car seat and gush about what a sweet baby she is (this I appreciate) and then they follow it up with a touch on her foot, arm, hand, or forehead (this I do not appreciate). <\/p>\n<p>I and my baby do not want your germs. I try very hard to not be a germaphobe. I know that my kids will catch colds. But please work with me here to keep the touching to a minimum since she is still only four months old. <\/p>\n<p>I was out shopping with Liza on Thursday and Friday and no less than 10 women had to touch her. I know that she&#8217;s cute but she isn&#8217;t the fountain of youth and she isn&#8217;t a genie to grant you wishes if you rub her belly. <\/p>\n<p>Liza has had the worst cold this weekend that either of my children have ever had and I blame you, sweet old lady in the the grocery store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had forgotten that older ladies love to handle babies. They would do it with Eli when I went places with him and it is no different with Liza. An older lady will see Liza in her car seat and gush about what a sweet baby she is (this I appreciate) and then they follow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1099\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thank You for Not Touching My Baby<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}