{"id":1138,"date":"2007-10-11T19:10:53","date_gmt":"2007-10-12T00:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2007\/10\/11\/a-slightly-tilting-bedroom\/"},"modified":"2007-10-11T19:10:53","modified_gmt":"2007-10-12T00:10:53","slug":"a-slightly-tilting-bedroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1138","title":{"rendered":"A Slightly Tilting Bedroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning with the world gently tilting out from under me. I think it&#8217;s some cold or similar thing diddling with my inner ear. When I first got up, standing upright and stationary was nearly impossible. When I closed my eyes I saw a swinging clock pendulum or a sledgehammer pounding back and forth, back and forth. I&#8217;m better now, enough that I&#8217;d trust myself to drive&#8211;I didn&#8217;t before&#8211;but I have to chart my peregrination like a drunken helmsman interpreting the navigator&#8217;s called directions.<\/p>\n<p>The word &#8220;woozy&#8221; and variants have been running through my head all day. There&#8217;s Fritz Leiber&#8217;s invention of wordwooze, completely disposable literary product turned out by machine for the masses who demand a new book every day. Then there&#8217;s &#8220;wooze&#8221; as a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/music\/0041,weisbard,18855,22.html\">variant<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.junkmedia.org\/index.php?i=2079\">blues<\/a>, and of course, it&#8217;s supposedly a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=wooze\">drug reference<\/a>. It&#8217;s enough to make me want to lie down.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, that&#8217;s a great idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning with the world gently tilting out from under me. I think it&#8217;s some cold or similar thing diddling with my inner ear. When I first got up, standing upright and stationary was nearly impossible. When I closed my eyes I saw a swinging clock pendulum or a sledgehammer pounding back &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1138\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Slightly Tilting Bedroom<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}