{"id":1217,"date":"2008-01-03T13:06:51","date_gmt":"2008-01-03T19:06:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2008\/01\/03\/where-weve-been\/"},"modified":"2008-01-03T13:06:51","modified_gmt":"2008-01-03T19:06:51","slug":"where-weve-been","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1217","title":{"rendered":"Where We&#8217;ve Been"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may have noticed, we&#8217;ve been absent from here for a few weeks. A good chunk of that was due to the holidays and our trip home to see our parents. During that time, Liza said her first semi-word: Pop. That would be my dad&#8217;s nickname among his grandchildren, and given that she only had eyes for him while we were there, I have gone ahead and written her out of my will.<\/p>\n<p>Liza and Eli received their bounty of toys. Eli was particularly taken with a set of Tinkertoys two good friends of ours gave him. He would put a stick into one of the hubs, wave it around, and say, &#8220;This is a banger! Bang! Bang!&#8221; while smashing it into his other toys. He did build non-banger things, but the banger was his favorite by far.<\/p>\n<p>We also secured a Wii, which has provided much entertainment. Eli likes bowling, though his release is so slow that the ball meanders towards the pins. Then again, he got more strikes than I did. He also likes &#8220;Super Mario of the Galaxy&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Other random notes:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Seeing a sign reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cumminsonan.com\/\">ONAN<\/a> in front of a building marked &#8220;Cummins Mid-South&#8221; will cause a lot of giggling that you won&#8217;t be able to explain to your three-year-old.<\/li>\n<li>It is possible to make the trip in a Fit, though packing becomes more and more laborious after each visit.<\/li>\n<li>If there is a lolcat for every occasion &#8212; and there is &#8212; then this is the one for our trip:\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/images\/2008\/Jan\/nicebwinker.jpg\" alt=\"Nice bwinker, jurkface\" \/><\/div>\n<p>What gives, Little Rock drivers? Don&#8217;t they still teach you what that stick to the left of your steering wheel is for when you get a driver&#8217;s license? We hadn&#8217;t been in Little Rock for ten minutes before Eli asked, &#8220;Mommy, why is daddy blowing the horn a lot?&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Yes, we took cute pictures. Expect them later.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to be back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may have noticed, we&#8217;ve been absent from here for a few weeks. A good chunk of that was due to the holidays and our trip home to see our parents. During that time, Liza said her first semi-word: Pop. That would be my dad&#8217;s nickname among his grandchildren, and given that she only &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1217\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Where We&#8217;ve Been<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}