{"id":123,"date":"2005-02-16T19:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-17T01:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/02\/16\/no-fair-i-am-being-oppressed\/"},"modified":"2005-02-16T19:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-17T01:56:00","slug":"no-fair-i-am-being-oppressed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=123","title":{"rendered":"no fair i am being oppressed"},"content":{"rendered":"

dadadada won’t let me have more than like a sip of water or baby gatorade at a time. and just because i threw up like four times last night.<\/p>\n

okay, five.<\/p>\n

maybe six. but that last time was tiny.<\/p>\n

and to make it worse now mamamama has it too and is all mopey and sick and blah. so not only are my parents stupid they are of weak genetic stock and i will probably die when i am like three.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

dadadada won’t let me have more than like a sip of water or baby gatorade at a time. and just because i threw up like four times last night. okay, five. maybe six. but that last time was tiny. and to make it worse now mamamama has it too and is all mopey and sick … Continue reading no fair i am being oppressed<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t