{"id":124,"date":"2005-02-17T01:36:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-17T07:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/02\/17\/ow-stick-2\/"},"modified":"2005-02-17T01:36:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-17T07:36:00","slug":"ow-stick-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"ow stick"},"content":{"rendered":"

i was so disgusted with the situation that i forgot to say that i went to the doctor today for my one year checkup and he was all ‘your head size is good’ and ‘your length is great’ and ‘look at you walking around aren’t you cute’ and then he sends in one of his goons in a nemo shirt and has my finger stuck.\/ and she kept squeezing and squeezing to get more blood out for whatever she was going to do and that hurt a lot.<\/p>\n

today has not been fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

i was so disgusted with the situation that i forgot to say that i went to the doctor today for my one year checkup and he was all ‘your head size is good’ and ‘your length is great’ and ‘look at you walking around aren’t you cute’ and then he sends in one of his … Continue reading ow stick<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}