{"id":1262,"date":"2008-02-08T14:24:06","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T20:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2008\/02\/08\/hello-internet-did-you-miss-me\/"},"modified":"2008-02-08T14:24:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T20:24:06","slug":"hello-internet-did-you-miss-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1262","title":{"rendered":"Hello Internet! Did You Miss Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday through a series of events brought on by my sheer stupidity, my keyboard drank some apple juice. The irony of my mac keyboard drinking apple juice isn&#8217;t lost on me. <\/p>\n<p>The prospect of cannibalism caused my keyboard to turn up its toes and die. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning I was working with a keyboard that didn&#8217;t do spaces or makes Ns or Bs. Have you ever tried to type a sentence without an N? It&#8217;s hard, ok. Then last night, Stephen disassembled the keyboard to see if he could dry it out enough to make it work. Since last night I was just using a mouse. It wasn&#8217;t as hard as I thought it would be until I attempted to send an email. Oops!<\/p>\n<p>I just returned from the local mac retailer with a spiffy new keyboard. It&#8217;s tiny and flat and likely to increase my carpel tunnel by about 900% but dang, it&#8217;s shiny, shiny.<\/p>\n<p>Stephen will be posting on his attempts to resurrect the old keyboard  (with photos!) sometime soon, I&#8217;m guessing. Meanwhile, I&#8217;m off to answer some emails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday through a series of events brought on by my sheer stupidity, my keyboard drank some apple juice. The irony of my mac keyboard drinking apple juice isn&#8217;t lost on me. The prospect of cannibalism caused my keyboard to turn up its toes and die. Yesterday morning I was working with a keyboard that didn&#8217;t &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1262\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Hello Internet! Did You Miss Me?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1262","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1262"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1262\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1262"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1262"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1262"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}