{"id":1262,"date":"2008-02-08T14:24:06","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T20:24:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2008\/02\/08\/hello-internet-did-you-miss-me\/"},"modified":"2008-02-08T14:24:06","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T20:24:06","slug":"hello-internet-did-you-miss-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1262","title":{"rendered":"Hello Internet! Did You Miss Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday through a series of events brought on by my sheer stupidity, my keyboard drank some apple juice. The irony of my mac keyboard drinking apple juice isn&#8217;t lost on me. <\/p>\n<p>The prospect of cannibalism caused my keyboard to turn up its toes and die. <\/p>\n<p>Yesterday morning I was working with a keyboard that didn&#8217;t do spaces or makes Ns or Bs. Have you ever tried to type a sentence without an N? It&#8217;s hard, ok. Then last night, Stephen disassembled the keyboard to see if he could dry it out enough to make it work. Since last night I was just using a mouse. It wasn&#8217;t as hard as I thought it would be until I attempted to send an email. Oops!<\/p>\n<p>I just returned from the local mac retailer with a spiffy new keyboard. It&#8217;s tiny and flat and likely to increase my carpel tunnel by about 900% but dang, it&#8217;s shiny, shiny.<\/p>\n<p>Stephen will be posting on his attempts to resurrect the old keyboard  (with photos!) sometime soon, I&#8217;m guessing. Meanwhile, I&#8217;m off to answer some emails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday through a series of events brought on by my sheer stupidity, my keyboard drank some apple juice. The irony of my mac keyboard drinking apple juice isn&#8217;t lost on me. The prospect of cannibalism caused my keyboard to turn up its toes and die. 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