{"id":1280,"date":"2008-02-21T18:33:35","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T00:33:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2008\/02\/21\/a-fever-that-you-can-lie-around-listlessly-to-part-two\/"},"modified":"2008-02-21T18:42:29","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T00:42:29","slug":"a-fever-that-you-can-lie-around-listlessly-to-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1280","title":{"rendered":"A Fever That You Can Lie Around Listlessly With Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My gentle bout of post-nasal drip that I woke up with earlier this week has turned into a full-blown viral infection. The doctor cheerfully told me that it wasn&#8217;t strep and wasn&#8217;t flu, but that it was a &#8220;flu-like viral infection&#8221; that I&#8217;d get to ride out. It&#8217;s like I went into the dealer wanting to buy a simple cold but got upsold by a smooth-talking salesman into driving home fever, sweats, and aches.<\/p>\n<p>I will feel better for a while and then worse for a while. I can tell when &#8220;worse&#8221; is going to happen because I start shaking like a thirteen-year-old boy getting his first real glimpse of internet porn. With luck I&#8217;ll be done with my fever by some time tomorrow, but if not, send ibuprofin for me and a robot butler for Misty.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My gentle bout of post-nasal drip that I woke up with earlier this week has turned into a full-blown viral infection. The doctor cheerfully told me that it wasn&#8217;t strep and wasn&#8217;t flu, but that it was a &#8220;flu-like viral infection&#8221; that I&#8217;d get to ride out. It&#8217;s like I went into the dealer wanting &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1280\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Fever That You Can Lie Around Listlessly With Part Two<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1280"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1280\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}