Cook some two-and-a-half gallons of grits. Mind you, they were quick-cook grits, so I mainly had to boil water, throw in salt and butter, and stir the grits in slowly so they didn’t turn into a giant hard lump. But still.<\/p>\n
I and the other deacons also scrambled nearly a gross of eggs, cooked 24 pounds of bacon and nearly as much sausage, and baked countless biscuits. So there’s my good deed for Easter done!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Cook some two-and-a-half gallons of grits. Mind you, they were quick-cook grits, so I mainly had to boil water, throw in salt and butter, and stir the grits in slowly so they didn’t turn into a giant hard lump. But still. I and the other deacons also scrambled nearly a gross of eggs, cooked 24 … Continue reading Things I’ve Done That You Probably Haven’t<\/span>