{"id":1340,"date":"2008-03-27T15:39:35","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T20:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2008\/03\/27\/shake-shake-shake-senora\/"},"modified":"2008-03-27T15:39:35","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T20:39:35","slug":"shake-shake-shake-senora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1340","title":{"rendered":"Shake, Shake, Shake, Se\u00c3\u00b1ora"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last night Misty shook Liza nearly awake twice.<\/p>\n

Last night Liza slept very well.<\/p>\n

This is just crazy. If you shook me nearly awake, I doubt I’d sleep any better. Then again, if you picked me up and shook me up and down, I wouldn’t like it very much, yet Liza thinks that’s the best thing ever.<\/p>\n

I know, post hoc ergo the plural of anecdote isn’t data. You know what? You can stay up all night with your scientific skepticism and see if it keeps you as warm as my bed did last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last night Misty shook Liza nearly awake twice. Last night Liza slept very well. This is just crazy. If you shook me nearly awake, I doubt I’d sleep any better. Then again, if you picked me up and shook me up and down, I wouldn’t like it very much, yet Liza thinks that’s the best … Continue reading Shake, Shake, Shake, Se\u00c3\u00b1ora<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t