{"id":1340,"date":"2008-03-27T15:39:35","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T20:39:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2008\/03\/27\/shake-shake-shake-senora\/"},"modified":"2008-03-27T15:39:35","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T20:39:35","slug":"shake-shake-shake-senora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1340","title":{"rendered":"Shake, Shake, Shake, Se\u00c3\u00b1ora"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night Misty shook Liza nearly awake twice.<\/p>\n<p>Last night Liza slept very well.<\/p>\n<p>This is just crazy. If you shook me nearly awake, I doubt I&#8217;d sleep any better. Then again, if you picked me up and shook me up and down, I wouldn&#8217;t like it very much, yet Liza thinks that&#8217;s the best thing ever.<\/p>\n<p>I know, post hoc ergo the plural of anecdote isn&#8217;t data. You know what? You can stay up all night with your scientific skepticism and see if it keeps you as warm as my bed did last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night Misty shook Liza nearly awake twice. Last night Liza slept very well. This is just crazy. If you shook me nearly awake, I doubt I&#8217;d sleep any better. Then again, if you picked me up and shook me up and down, I wouldn&#8217;t like it very much, yet Liza thinks that&#8217;s the best &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1340\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shake, Shake, Shake, Se\u00c3\u00b1ora<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}