{"id":1350,"date":"2008-04-01T13:13:24","date_gmt":"2008-04-01T18:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2008\/04\/01\/apostate-fools\/"},"modified":"2008-04-01T13:13:24","modified_gmt":"2008-04-01T18:13:24","slug":"apostate-fools","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1350","title":{"rendered":"Apostate Fools"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve never done an April Fools&#8217; joke here, and I&#8217;d never though about why until someone asked me today. The big reason is that the kind of April Fools&#8217; joke that I enjoy takes a fair amount of effort and is so seldom done well.<\/p>\n<p>I enjoy April Fools&#8217; jokes that are both obvious and amusing. I do not enjoy the &#8220;say something stupid and unfunny&#8221; approach to April Fools&#8217; jokes, and I&#8217;m especially leery of pranks. They&#8217;re hard to make plausible and funny enough to overcome the prankiness of them, and they can completely misfire. Several years ago, one forum I used to frequent announced the day before, &#8220;We&#8217;re having to shut down. We can&#8217;t pay for all of the bandwidth we&#8217;re using. We&#8217;ll be closing tomorrow.&#8221; As you can imagine, forum regulars went crazy. They organized donation drives through PayPal and suggested cutting out the ability to post pictures and especially videos. A few people scoffed, saying, &#8220;Look at the date!&#8221;, to which the forum owner replied, &#8220;I only wish this were an April Fools&#8217; joke.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>One day later, he said, &#8220;April Fools! Ha ha!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>See, that&#8217;s not funny, it&#8217;s not a good practical joke, and it sapped support for the forum.<\/p>\n<p>Moreover, if I wanted to trick you, why would I do so today, when you&#8217;re expecting it? To pick an entirely hypothetical example, if I wanted to <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rickroll\">rickroll<\/a> you, I wouldn&#8217;t do it now, when you&#8217;re going to view <a href=\"http:\/\/www.encyclopediadramatica.com\/Rickroll\">every<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=rickroll\">link<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.spywareguide.com\/2007\/09\/how_to_rickroll_a_browser.html\">with<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1y3QC_lMGqE\">suspicion<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Being funny on command isn&#8217;t easy. One of the benefits of this blog is that I can post funny things as I think of them. Putting humor on a schedule is too much like actual work for my tastes. And there are enough <a href=\"http:\/\/tigsource.com\/articles\/2008\/03\/31\/challenge-everything-tm\">examples<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.throw-in.com\/2008\/curtain-call\/\">bad<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/373774\/kaketaku-glucose-whip-and-leaf-for-obsessive-game-cakers\">unfunny<\/a> jokes that I&#8217;m not tempted to add to them.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not all a vast wasteland. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/virgle\/index.html\">Virgle is good<\/a>, and clearly took a lot of effort. Blizzard&#8217;s announcements <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/374477\/blizzard-does-april-fools-right\">were in good fun<\/a>. And Wizards of the Coast did a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wizards.com\/default.asp?x=dnd\/4dnd\/20080401a\">fake D&#038;D errata<\/a> that I enjoyed, though I expect you won&#8217;t enjoy it as much if you aren&#8217;t a fan of D&#038;D. But on the whole, I think I&#8217;ll sit this holiday out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve never done an April Fools&#8217; joke here, and I&#8217;d never though about why until someone asked me today. The big reason is that the kind of April Fools&#8217; joke that I enjoy takes a fair amount of effort and is so seldom done well. I enjoy April Fools&#8217; jokes that are both obvious and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1350\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Apostate Fools<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}