{"id":1361,"date":"2008-04-04T10:32:48","date_gmt":"2008-04-04T15:32:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1361"},"modified":"2008-04-04T10:32:48","modified_gmt":"2008-04-04T15:32:48","slug":"wherein-misty-reveals-exactly-how-geeky-she-really-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1361","title":{"rendered":"Wherein Misty Reveals Exactly How Geeky She Really Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does anybody remember <a href=\"http:\/\/imdb.com\/title\/tt0187636\/fullcredits#cast\">Farscape<\/a>? How about the character Jool from the last couple of seasons? Remember that her special talent was the  ability to melt metal with her screech?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, she has nothing on Liza when she is denied access to the shower stall while I am in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anybody remember Farscape? How about the character Jool from the last couple of seasons? Remember that her special talent was the ability to melt metal with her screech? Yeah, she has nothing on Liza when she is denied access to the shower stall while I am in it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}