{"id":1363,"date":"2008-04-05T10:14:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T15:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1363"},"modified":"2008-04-05T21:18:40","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T02:18:40","slug":"welcome-zachary-xavier-lanterman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1363","title":{"rendered":"Welcome, Zachary Xavier Lanterman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our friends Joyce and Aaron are, as of last night, the parents of a child whose name practically guarantees that he&#8217;ll have superpowers. Hi, ZXL. Welcome to the world.<\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t have pictures of him yet, so here&#8217;s a stock photo of a baby.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\">\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/scary_baby.jpg\" alt=\"An extreme closeup of a frightening baby\" title=\"Scary Baby\" width=\"500\" height=\"406\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1364\" srcset=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/scary_baby.jpg 500w, https:\/\/granades.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/scary_baby-300x243.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/>\n<\/div>\n<p><b>Update<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kodakgallery.com\/BrowsePhotos.jsp?UV=122331677786_938281279503&#038;collid=13598195403.277592279503.1207435268696&#038;page=1&#038;sort_order=0&#038;navfolderid=0&#038;folderid=0&#038;ownerid=0\">real pictures<\/a>!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our friends Joyce and Aaron are, as of last night, the parents of a child whose name practically guarantees that he&#8217;ll have superpowers. Hi, ZXL. Welcome to the world. We don&#8217;t have pictures of him yet, so here&#8217;s a stock photo of a baby. Update: real pictures!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}