{"id":1363,"date":"2008-04-05T10:14:22","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T15:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1363"},"modified":"2008-04-05T21:18:40","modified_gmt":"2008-04-06T02:18:40","slug":"welcome-zachary-xavier-lanterman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1363","title":{"rendered":"Welcome, Zachary Xavier Lanterman!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our friends Joyce and Aaron are, as of last night, the parents of a child whose name practically guarantees that he&#8217;ll have superpowers. Hi, ZXL. 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