{"id":1377,"date":"2008-04-11T07:57:21","date_gmt":"2008-04-11T12:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1377"},"modified":"2008-04-11T07:57:21","modified_gmt":"2008-04-11T12:57:21","slug":"look-an-article-written-by-liza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1377","title":{"rendered":"Look! An Article Written by Liza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you missed it, here&#8217;s Liza&#8217;s rather narrow perspective on life:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/opinion\/i_cant_imagine_why_anybody\">I Can&#8217;t Imagine Why Anybody Would Want To Stop Crying<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, really it&#8217;s an Onion article, but this part sounds exactly like Liza:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Take my parents, for example. If it wasn&#8217;t for my tireless efforts, they&#8217;d sleep through the night! Can you believe it? I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s because they&#8217;re too old\u00e2\u20ac\u201dI suppose I don&#8217;t know how old they are exactly, but I can&#8217;t imagine it&#8217;s any more than, say, one. They&#8217;ve still got plenty of life in them. Yet they hardly ever cry, and when they do, it&#8217;s usually softly, in the middle of the night, and exhausted-sounding. What happened to their lust for life? Don&#8217;t they realize that every moment they waste sleeping, fiddling with the car seat, or holding picture books in front of my face is precious time they could be screaming their heads off?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you missed it, here&#8217;s Liza&#8217;s rather narrow perspective on life: I Can&#8217;t Imagine Why Anybody Would Want To Stop Crying. Ok, really it&#8217;s an Onion article, but this part sounds exactly like Liza: Take my parents, for example. If it wasn&#8217;t for my tireless efforts, they&#8217;d sleep through the night! Can you believe &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1377\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Look! An Article Written by Liza<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}