{"id":1383,"date":"2008-04-12T15:48:05","date_gmt":"2008-04-12T20:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1383"},"modified":"2008-04-12T15:48:05","modified_gmt":"2008-04-12T20:48:05","slug":"vidal-sassoon-should-sue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1383","title":{"rendered":"Vidal Sassoon Should Sue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let me not indulge in false modesty. I have amazing hair.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/lizaglamour1.jpg\" alt=\"A picture of Liza and her fabulous hair\" title=\"Look upon my hair, ye stylists, and despair.\" width=\"450\" height=\"400\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I easily have the hair of a woman twice my age. People cannot keep their hands off of it. They tousle it. They pet it. They say, &#8220;Liza, you have such beautiful hair. How do you get it to be so full, so shiny, so full of bounce and life?&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/lizaglamour2.jpg\" alt=\"Another picture of Liza and her fabulous hair.\" title=\"The fillip of hair over my ear makes my hair extra cute.\" width=\"450\" height=\"550\"  \/><\/div>\n<p>Usually I smile and coo, never divulging my secrets. But you, internet, all of you are my true friends. For you, I will tell you.<\/p>\n<p>Banana.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/lizabanana1.jpg\" alt=\"A picture of Liza with banana in her hair.\" title=\"Be sure to use chunks for maximum shine.\" width=\"450\" height=\"388\" \/><\/div>\n<p>Chunks of banana rubbed into your hair twice daily will provide necessary nutrients, and impart a shine to it that can be had no other way. Let it sit, so that your split ends and over-processed strands can soak up what it needs to be beautiful. Before you leave the house, wash it out of your hair to avoid the amorous attention of fruit bats.<\/p>\n<div class=\"centerimage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/04\/lizabanana2.jpg\" alt=\"Liza with more banana in her hair.\" title=\"TASTE IT NOW\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\"  \/><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me not indulge in false modesty. I have amazing hair. I easily have the hair of a woman twice my age. People cannot keep their hands off of it. They tousle it. They pet it. They say, &#8220;Liza, you have such beautiful hair. How do you get it to be so full, so shiny, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1383\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Vidal Sassoon Should Sue<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1383"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1383\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}