{"id":1435,"date":"2008-05-21T09:26:24","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T14:26:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1435"},"modified":"2008-05-21T09:26:24","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T14:26:24","slug":"tomorrow-ill-teach-him-to-yell-hadouken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1435","title":{"rendered":"Tomorrow I&#8217;ll Teach Him to Yell &#8220;Hadouken!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, when Eli again asked that we keep playing through Zack and Wiki instead of Mario Kart Wii, I realized that he&#8217;s most interested in games that involve some semblance of plot. My kid is going to be an adventure game player!<\/p>\n<p>Of course, even when a game doesn&#8217;t have a story, he&#8217;s happy to incorporate elements of it into new stories of his own.<\/p>\n<p>ME: I&#8217;m going to work! Bye!<\/p>\n<p>ELI: Be careful! Watch out for missiles!<\/p>\n<p>ME: I&#8217;ll watch out.<\/p>\n<p>ELI: You can beat them with a fireball.<\/p>\n<p>ME: Or maybe a turtle shell, like in Mario Kart.<\/p>\n<p>ELI: Which do you want, fireballs or turtle shells?<\/p>\n<p>ME: I&#8217;ll take turtle shells.<\/p>\n<p>ELI: Use the red ones! Those blow up missiles.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, when Eli again asked that we keep playing through Zack and Wiki instead of Mario Kart Wii, I realized that he&#8217;s most interested in games that involve some semblance of plot. My kid is going to be an adventure game player! Of course, even when a game doesn&#8217;t have a story, he&#8217;s happy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1435\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Tomorrow I&#8217;ll Teach Him to Yell &#8220;Hadouken!&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1435","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1435"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1435\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1435"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1435"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1435"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}