{"id":1453,"date":"2008-06-03T07:12:47","date_gmt":"2008-06-03T12:12:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1453"},"modified":"2008-06-03T07:12:47","modified_gmt":"2008-06-03T12:12:47","slug":"a-terrible-breakfast-concoction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1453","title":{"rendered":"A Terrible Breakfast Concoction"},"content":{"rendered":"

A chocolate fudge Pop-Tart iced with raw chocolate chip cookie dough.<\/p>\n

Don’t look at me like that — we didn’t actually make this breakfast treat. But if any of you do, you have to post pictures and let us know to what hospital we should send your get well flowers.<\/p>\n

Does anyone else have a challenger for bad breakfast food? Other than the Good Morning Burger<\/a>, I mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A chocolate fudge Pop-Tart iced with raw chocolate chip cookie dough. Don’t look at me like that — we didn’t actually make this breakfast treat. But if any of you do, you have to post pictures and let us know to what hospital we should send your get well flowers. Does anyone else have a … Continue reading A Terrible Breakfast Concoction<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t