{"id":1472,"date":"2008-06-10T11:43:52","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T16:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2008-06-10T11:43:52","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T16:43:52","slug":"eli-tells-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"Eli Tells Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of Eli’s current favorite websites tells jokes. That, of course, means Eli then tells those jokes to us. A selection of his favorites:<\/p>\n

Cinderella and her sports-playing ability
\n[audio:cinderella.mp3]<\/p>\n

Giraffes and their nocturnal habits
\n[audio:giraffe.mp3]<\/p>\n

Chimps and their ailments
\n[audio:monkeywrench.mp3]<\/p>\n

Sadly, I wasn’t able to capture him saying, “Listen! Listen! I have a joke!” and then coughing to clear his throat before he tells it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of Eli’s current favorite websites tells jokes. That, of course, means Eli then tells those jokes to us. A selection of his favorites: Cinderella and her sports-playing ability [audio:cinderella.mp3] Giraffes and their nocturnal habits [audio:giraffe.mp3] Chimps and their ailments [audio:monkeywrench.mp3] Sadly, I wasn’t able to capture him saying, “Listen! Listen! I have a joke!” … Continue reading Eli Tells Jokes<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}