{"id":1472,"date":"2008-06-10T11:43:52","date_gmt":"2008-06-10T16:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2008-06-10T11:43:52","modified_gmt":"2008-06-10T16:43:52","slug":"eli-tells-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"Eli Tells Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of Eli’s current favorite websites tells jokes. That, of course, means Eli then tells those jokes to us. A selection of his favorites:<\/p>\n

Cinderella and her sports-playing ability
\n[audio:cinderella.mp3]<\/p>\n

Giraffes and their nocturnal habits
\n[audio:giraffe.mp3]<\/p>\n

Chimps and their ailments
\n[audio:monkeywrench.mp3]<\/p>\n

Sadly, I wasn’t able to capture him saying, “Listen! Listen! I have a joke!” and then coughing to clear his throat before he tells it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of Eli’s current favorite websites tells jokes. That, of course, means Eli then tells those jokes to us. A selection of his favorites: Cinderella and her sports-playing ability [audio:cinderella.mp3] Giraffes and their nocturnal habits [audio:giraffe.mp3] Chimps and their ailments [audio:monkeywrench.mp3] Sadly, I wasn’t able to capture him saying, “Listen! Listen! I have a joke!” … Continue reading Eli Tells Jokes<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t