{"id":1506,"date":"2008-07-02T10:46:45","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T15:46:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1506"},"modified":"2008-07-02T10:46:45","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T15:46:45","slug":"a-four-year-old-reviews-wall-e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1506","title":{"rendered":"A Four-Year-Old Reviews Wall-E"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where&#8217;s Waaaaaaall-E? I don&#8217;t see him.<\/p>\n<p>Why is his shelf swinging?<\/p>\n<p>Is that Waaaaaaall-E&#8217;s cricket friend? Why did he leap around?<\/p>\n<p>Why did that explode?<\/p>\n<p>What are those red lights?<\/p>\n<p>What is that? Is that a rocket?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s that robot&#8217;s name?<\/p>\n<p>Why is Eeeeeeva flying around?<\/p>\n<p>Look, I folded up in my seat!<\/p>\n<p>What does die rective mean?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s wrong with Waaaaaaall-E&#8217;s eye?<\/p>\n<p>I need a drink of water.<\/p>\n<p>Why is he holding on to the rocket?<\/p>\n<p>Why is Waaaaaaall-E floating?<\/p>\n<p>Is Eeeeeeva sick?<\/p>\n<p>Why are those people in chairs?<\/p>\n<p>Does Eeeeeeva like Waaaaaaall-E?<\/p>\n<p>Why did her suit turn from blue to red?<\/p>\n<p>Look, I can bounce in my chair!<\/p>\n<p>Why did Waaaaaaall-E bust through that glass?<\/p>\n<p>Why did that man say that he knew Waaaaaaall-E?<\/p>\n<p>I miss Liza. I want to go home.<\/p>\n<p>Why is Waaaaaaall-E climbing up like that?<\/p>\n<p>Is his name Otto? Why is his voice so deep?<\/p>\n<p>Why did Otto spin like that and then everyone slid off their chairs and piled together?<\/p>\n<p>Why did she say &#8220;get ready to have some babies&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>I liked that. I want to come back to the theater.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where&#8217;s Waaaaaaall-E? I don&#8217;t see him. Why is his shelf swinging? Is that Waaaaaaall-E&#8217;s cricket friend? Why did he leap around? Why did that explode? What are those red lights? What is that? Is that a rocket? What&#8217;s that robot&#8217;s name? Why is Eeeeeeva flying around? Look, I folded up in my seat! What does &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=1506\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A Four-Year-Old Reviews Wall-E<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}