{"id":151,"date":"2005-04-18T22:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T04:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/04\/18\/lies-all-lies\/"},"modified":"2005-04-18T22:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T04:50:00","slug":"lies-all-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"lies all lies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so i just woke up from my nap a little while ago and dadadada was home, someone lied to me because clearly he did not go anywhere, maybe he hid in a closet.<\/p>\n<p>i have discovered that pirates scare people. i started making the pirate noise last week and mr got so frightened and that was fun. and now dadadada is scared by the pirate noise. if i had a hook to go with that pirate noise, look out.\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so i just woke up from my nap a little while ago and dadadada was home, someone lied to me because clearly he did not go anywhere, maybe he hid in a closet. i have discovered that pirates scare people. i started making the pirate noise last week and mr got so frightened and that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=151\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">lies all lies<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=151"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/151\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/granades.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}