{"id":151,"date":"2005-04-18T22:50:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-19T04:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/granades.com\/2005\/04\/18\/lies-all-lies\/"},"modified":"2005-04-18T22:50:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-19T04:50:00","slug":"lies-all-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/granades.com\/?p=151","title":{"rendered":"lies all lies"},"content":{"rendered":"

so i just woke up from my nap a little while ago and dadadada was home, someone lied to me because clearly he did not go anywhere, maybe he hid in a closet.<\/p>\n

i have discovered that pirates scare people. i started making the pirate noise last week and mr got so frightened and that was fun. and now dadadada is scared by the pirate noise. if i had a hook to go with that pirate noise, look out.\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so i just woke up from my nap a little while ago and dadadada was home, someone lied to me because clearly he did not go anywhere, maybe he hid in a closet. i have discovered that pirates scare people. i started making the pirate noise last week and mr got so frightened and that … Continue reading lies all lies<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-151","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t